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Useless Demotivational Poster


LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES -


TAGS: life chocolate useless
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:10 pm
Great poster, 5lions, keep up the good work.


TECHNOLOGY - For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three now.


TAGS: tech useless hammer
Rating: 4.33/5

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Chef - July 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks Face... The sci-fi theme from a slightly skewed perspective (I hope)
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:06 pm
Nice. Very cool pic Chef.


USELESS FACT OF THE DAY -




WHEN I LOOK BACK - on all the time I've wasted I'm just glad I wasted it While I still had the chance


TAGS: useless machine time management
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 11:01 pm
Golden, so rings true
GaryO - January 19, 2013, 8:53 pm
OH, HELLLLLL YEAHHHH!! 5 PHOOOKING Ls


PUBLIC EDUCATION - The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn?




USELESS -


TAGS: useless
Rating: 2.33/5

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DUCK AND COVER -


TAGS: useless bulletproof vests schools liberals costly
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.


There Was a Time -


TAGS: spring cleaning old useless
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:05 pm
The way I see it, a comb-over, knee replacement and union suits with easy access zippers will only delay but not stop the inevitable...
lgvernon - February 20, 2014, 1:14 pm

A little upholstery, some new springs, a nice cushion~~voila!~~brand new, only to face rejection again in about 20 years.
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:48 am
well.......crap


Cellphones -




aquaman -


TAGS: useless superhero
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - July 9, 2014, 10:39 pm
LMAO. :)
Reality Lord - July 9, 2014, 6:50 pm

DC comics wouldn't allow the copyright infringement. LMFAO. d'oh
Silverheart - July 9, 2014, 5:51 pm

I hate to be 'that guy', but... who the fish is Auqaman? (spell check)


FAME - ALL WANT IT. SOME HAVE IT. MOST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.


TAGS: fame kardashians useless
Rating: 4.43/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:55 am
Kind of. But when you're done blowing chunks after trying sashimi you're not left with a huge bank balance and a mansion in Beverly Hills.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 9:50 am
Some want it, get it then decide they don't like it after all. Kinda like wanting to try a food that looks tasty, but when actually tried, isn't tasty.
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:38 am
Noted. Muchas gracias.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:34 am
Ps, 5L for the truism.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:33 am
2 tips: 1) Make sure Capslock is off. 2) space out the lines, try not to cram everything into one line, it makes a better statement to space them out. Check out "Tips on making a good Motivational" in the forums, might give you a few ideas.


SPACEBALLS, THE COMB -


TAGS: spaceball comb marketing useless dum
Rating: 3.11/5

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DavidLister - March 9, 2011, 9:12 pm
"We ain't found ****!"


Meanwhile at useless skill university. -


TAGS: cat barreto funny useless skill
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:38 pm
Nic, pretty sure you meant burrito, right?


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